Post by Maddie on Oct 18, 2015 0:18:50 GMT -5
The moment Isa bound off the boat and hit the sand, he took a deep breathe and fanned his paws towards his snout, drawing in the fresh island air. "Aaaah! Don't you just love that humidity, Roboko?" he sighed, directing his attention to the small child trailing behind him. "The air is just so-!" he inhaled again. "-thick and moist! Practically sticks to your lungs, eh?"
Roboko walked down the boat ramp and caught up with Isa; her face looked significantly less excited than his. "Lungs? The robot has no organs, piko," she replied in a dry tone, clinging to the back of his legs. "'Humid' has no meaning to me. Are those one of those 'adjectives' you fleshies use?"
"Yes, it is!" Isa chuckled, entertaining her charade. "Why don't you record how this air feels in your sensory log so you can define humidity in the future?"
Roboko nodded, pleased. "Rodger, big brother. Recording..."
While his little niece was busy "scanning" the air, Isa guided her towards the heart of island, utilizing his mage staff as a walking stick. "Ah, I just love Mystery Island," he mused aloud to himself, brushing a lock of gummy worm from his face. "The luscious forests! The foreboding atmosphere! The ancient history! And the promise of thrills at every corner! Even the name gives me goosebumps! MYSTERY! Oh Mr. Mystery island, what dangers await me within your dense woodland borders?"
Roboko walked closer to Isa and looked around cautiously. "Dangers, piko? Are these dangers also dangerous for robots?" she asked with a hint of concern.
Noticing this, Isa decided to tease her about it. "Oh yes! Rumors say a race of savages inhabit this island, Roboko," he explained, crouching slightly as if he were sharing a secret with her. "Some even say there are cannibals!"
Roboko appeared to relax. "Roboko is safe then, piko. The robot has no flesh to eat."
"Oh but you must not forget, sis!" Isa continued, determined to spook her a little. "These savage races are primitive, and likely have a fear of technology! What will they think when they witness a fully functional robot for the first time?"
The little silver kacheek swallowed, but answered in her usual monotone, "The robot cannot understand the thoughts of others."
Isa laughed and accepted his defeat. Pushing a long-hanging palm branch from their path, he said, "Well, you're likely to frighten them. So for your safety, big brother Isa will have to interrogate any islanders we encounter." Stroking his chin with a wily smile, he murmured, "Especially the ones who walk around wearing nothing but loin clothes. Heh..." Realizing how sketchy that might sound, he added, louder, "I hear those islanders are the most savage, Roboko! Don't even have the decency to wear clothes."
Thankfully, Roboko had no suspicions and nodded in agreement. "The robot accepts your concern, even though she cannot appreciate it. I have no emotions, piko."
Roboko walked down the boat ramp and caught up with Isa; her face looked significantly less excited than his. "Lungs? The robot has no organs, piko," she replied in a dry tone, clinging to the back of his legs. "'Humid' has no meaning to me. Are those one of those 'adjectives' you fleshies use?"
"Yes, it is!" Isa chuckled, entertaining her charade. "Why don't you record how this air feels in your sensory log so you can define humidity in the future?"
Roboko nodded, pleased. "Rodger, big brother. Recording..."
While his little niece was busy "scanning" the air, Isa guided her towards the heart of island, utilizing his mage staff as a walking stick. "Ah, I just love Mystery Island," he mused aloud to himself, brushing a lock of gummy worm from his face. "The luscious forests! The foreboding atmosphere! The ancient history! And the promise of thrills at every corner! Even the name gives me goosebumps! MYSTERY! Oh Mr. Mystery island, what dangers await me within your dense woodland borders?"
Roboko walked closer to Isa and looked around cautiously. "Dangers, piko? Are these dangers also dangerous for robots?" she asked with a hint of concern.
Noticing this, Isa decided to tease her about it. "Oh yes! Rumors say a race of savages inhabit this island, Roboko," he explained, crouching slightly as if he were sharing a secret with her. "Some even say there are cannibals!"
Roboko appeared to relax. "Roboko is safe then, piko. The robot has no flesh to eat."
"Oh but you must not forget, sis!" Isa continued, determined to spook her a little. "These savage races are primitive, and likely have a fear of technology! What will they think when they witness a fully functional robot for the first time?"
The little silver kacheek swallowed, but answered in her usual monotone, "The robot cannot understand the thoughts of others."
Isa laughed and accepted his defeat. Pushing a long-hanging palm branch from their path, he said, "Well, you're likely to frighten them. So for your safety, big brother Isa will have to interrogate any islanders we encounter." Stroking his chin with a wily smile, he murmured, "Especially the ones who walk around wearing nothing but loin clothes. Heh..." Realizing how sketchy that might sound, he added, louder, "I hear those islanders are the most savage, Roboko! Don't even have the decency to wear clothes."
Thankfully, Roboko had no suspicions and nodded in agreement. "The robot accepts your concern, even though she cannot appreciate it. I have no emotions, piko."